10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!