10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm