10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!