10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph