10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim