10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- It's Free To Fold...
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson