10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.