10 Random Poker Quotes

• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• It's Free To Fold...
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus