10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.