10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd