10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Poker is for loners.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.