10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker