10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)