10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--