10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "All-in, bitches!!!"