10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury