10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'