10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Poker is for fat, American losers.