10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--