10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Poker is for loners.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.