10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.