10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "No river, no fish."
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.