10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown