10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders