10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!