10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "No river, no fish."
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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