10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes