10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."