10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.