10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Poker is for fat, American losers.