10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.