10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester