10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus