10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.