10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.