10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.