10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.