10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier