10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water