10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!