10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "No river, no fish."
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'