10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob