10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Welcome to kicker school
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.