10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it