10 Random Poker Quotes

I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
"So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.