10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!