10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.