10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."