10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.