10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.